Season 1
S1 Ep13: Take Me Back To Hell
/(Continuation of the previous episode) (LUX is empty except for Lucifer and Chloe. Lucifer is standing next to the bar. Chloe has just discovered Preacher Williams laying on the floor on the far side of the bar, dead from a gun shot to the head. Police officers have started entering LUX. Chloe draws her gun […]
S1 Ep12: #TeamLucifer
/(A frightened, blindfolded woman lays on an alter, hands tied and crying. Men are chanting. A man in a robe is standing above her with outstretched arms is saying an incantation in Latin.) Man: Colligitur hoc sacrificare adulescentulam virginem magna atque magnifica. Lucifer! (The man stabs the woman in the chest with a dagger, she […]
S1 Ep11: St. Lucifer
/(Chloe wakes up naked in Lucifer’s bed.) Chloe: Oh, no. No. No. (sighs) Oh, God. Oh, God, what have I done? Lucifer: (Lucifer clears throat) Don’t worry, my father’s the forgiving sort. Well, except when it comes to me. Triple espresso or hair of the dog? Chloe: (groaning) No. Lucifer: Oh, right. Well… Both. Chloe: […]
S1 Ep10: Pops
/(Middle-aged woman is looking at the strawberries. A voice speaks from behind her.) Lucifer: You know, there’s only one way to pick the perfect strawberry. Woman: Are you talking to me? Lucifer: Yes, of course. Why not? Uh, most people think it’s just about the outside. (He holds a strawberry up and speaks seductively) You […]
S1 Ep09: A Priest Walks Into A Bar
/(A delivery boy with a stack of pizzas is riding the elevator up to the penthouse when the doors open revealing a lively party with loud music and people in different stages of undress. The delivery boy looks overwhelmed by activity.) (“Eez-Eh” by Kasabian playing) (sighs) (elevator bell dings) (indistinct chatter, clamoring) Lucifer: (See delivery […]
S1 Ep08: Et Tu, Doctor?
/(Rock intro to “Rebel Rebel” playing. Lucifer is enjoying himself walking around and checking out all the activities at the party.) Lucifer: Lovely. Thanks, girls. (chuckles) Lucifer: Ooh! Lucifer: We’ll have to try that later. Lucifer: Brian! Cheers! (At the bar, Lucifer runs into Maze.) Lucifer: Maze! You haven’t wished me happy birthday. Maze: The […]
S1 Ep07: Wingman
/(Mazikeen is sitting by herself drinking in a booth at LUX. She catches the eye of a man across the bar. Without saying anything, she gets up and ascends the staircase towards the penthouse while giving him looks. He follows her.) (Once inside the penthouse he looks for her and finds Maze already sitting in […]
S1 Ep06: Favorite Son
/Lucifer: (Singing and playing piano at LUX) Oh, sinner man, where you gonna run to? Sinner man, where you gonna run to? Where you gonna run to, all along them days? Well, I run to the rock Please hide me, I run to the rock Please hide me, I run to the rock Please hide […]
S1 Ep05: Sweet Kicks
/(Lucifer and Maze sit in the front row watching models walk the runway) Lucifer: I very much approve of Benny’s avant-garde approach to clothing. The models don’t appear to be wearing any. Maze: The Benny Choi brand isn’t about clothes. It’s the shoes. These guys kill for limited-edition kicks. Six G’s a pair. Lucifer: Oh, […]
S1 Ep04: Manly Whatnots
/(Chloe is taking shower and replaying her experiences with Lucifer in her head) (Suddenly Chloe hears a thump downstairs, wraps herself in a towel, grabs her gun, and cautiously makes her way downstairs.) (She gasps when she sees Lucifer making breakfast in the kitchen and the towel drops to the floor.) Chloe: Lucifer? Lucifer: Well, […]
S1 Ep03: The Would-Be Prince of Darkness
/(Lucifer from behind speaking into a worried-looking woman’s ear) Lucifer: Go on. Go ahead, jump. You know you want to. Woman: Hmm? Lucifer: Trust me, it’s a warm welcome. Woman: Won’t it hurt? Lucifer: Oh, there’s only one way to find out. (cheering, shouting from house party crowd below as woman cannonballs into pool) Lucifer: […]
S1 Ep02: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.
/(Opening sequence) (Street preacher on some LA street is surrounded by the crowd) Preacher: Save your soul! It’s up to you! I ask you to repent! Repent your sins before it is too late! It is the end of times! The Devil walks among us! (Lucifer comes nearer) Lucifer: Padre, you have no idea how […]
S1 Ep01: Pilot
/(Lucifer is driving his classic Camero fast through the streets of LA at night with the music blaring. A police officer pulls him over.) Officer: (Walking up to the car.) Hey, cut the music. Lucifer: (chuckling) I’m sorry. (music volume decreases) Officer: You know why I pulled you over? Lucifer: Well, obviously, you felt the […]